How did the Dinosaurs know how to have sex if we humans weren't there to show them what to do?

Think about it...

Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to post another completely pointless
Post here.

Why? Because I can.
Oh, you don't really care? Well don't bother reading it then.

So the topic of this entry is basically going to be me talking about random
crap that pops into my head as I type... Kinda like the last one, only
probably a lot more pathetic and useless, but possibly entertaining as well.

Well, the first thing that's on my mind right now is... Girls. Well, One girl
in particular. But I'd rather not talk about her right now because she's
causing me some heartache at the moment and yeah... Damn Females.

I guess I should let you all know that I can now solve a Rubik's Cube without
pulling it apart, using online cheating programs or smothering it in peanut
butter. The last one's pretty effective actually...
I've been so damn bored over the past few days that I actually found the
patience (And the brain cells) to sit down and figure out a way of doing it.
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually not THAT hard once you figure out
the math behind it. I thought I was the first person to actually do it and I
was so excited that I sent an E-Mail to Guinness World Records asking them to
initiate me into their record books and all I got back was the following
message:

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Dear Anthony,

We regret to inform you that the record that you have submitted to us (First
Ever Rubik's Cube Solve) is not currently available because there is no
significant evidence that you are the first person in the world to have solved
a Rubik's Cube.

We are not currently accepting new records in this category either, but if you
would like to try and break a current world record related to this one, such
as 'Fastest Rubik's Cube Solve', we may be able to help you out.

For more details on how to become a World Record Holder and other information
you may require such as guidelines and rules, please send an E-Mail to the
following address and one of our staff will reply as quickly as possible to
help you out.

<E-Mail address removed>

Once again, thank you for your interest in becoming a World Record Holder and
all the best in your next attempt.

With regards - Guinness World Record Team.

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Now as you can imagine, i was not very impressed at all with this response. I
decided to re-send my E-Mail, just in case they didn't read it right the first
time.

I got this in return:

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Dear Anthony,

We believe that you might not have gotten the response to your first request,
so we shall include the last message we sent you below:

<Insert EXACT SAME MESSAGE from last time>

Please do not re-send this E-Mail again as rest assured, we got it the first
time.

With regards - Guinness World Record Team.

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I seriously don't think they were taking me seriously. Admitting defeat, I
decided not to send the E-Mail again fearing that they might never let me
break other world records in the future if I kept nagging them.

So a short list of possible new records I'd like to set in the future is
below:

- First person to go to the moon.
- Smartest Person.
- First Ever Hole-In-One.
- Coolest Person Ever.
- Most Famous Person Ever.

Plus a heap more. I reckon I'm getting pretty close to a few of them already which is exciting.

So getting off the topic of World Records and onto the topic of Girls... No, wait, not Girls...

Clothes. I bought a shirt a few days ago and it got washed for the first time last night, and what happens? The damn printed stuff on it comes off in the wash doesn't it... So now I'm left with a plain red shirt that has nothing on it at all. I'm really annoyed too, can you tell?

Ow! My damn finger is really sore.

I'll tell you the story of why it's sore... I went round to a friend's place last night because he got a brand new pool table and he wanted me to come round and play with him. Being the pool-playing person I am, I decided to.

Anyways, we had a few drinks and I couldn't get home, so I crashed the night at his place. While in a slightly intoxicated state, playing pool, I just happened to scrape my right index finger's knuckle across the surface of the pool table resulting in a carpet-burn like sore on it. And it hurts alot.

Hmm... I guess I'll get going now, but before I do, I posted a picture below that I made for you to look at and enjoy.

So until my next post, tell all your friends! (If you have any that is...)

-Ciao!